Last night's grocery run to Smith's was a winner; however, this endeavor was not won precisely by the rules in the books. You see, for anyone who has had an Izze, you know sparkling fruit juice can't get any more divine. Likewise, you know with a rainbow of options-- grapefruit, pomegranate, clementine, blueberry, etc.-- it is almost impossible to choose only one flavor. This becomes even more difficult when Smith's sells them in cases of four according to flavor. Now I'm not usually one to brew mischief over a bad case of indecision, but by some conniving scheme I crept through the self check-out and returned home with this curiously multi-colored assortment of fruit drinks:
Man, I'm stealthy.
I also returned home with this microplush blanket, which is both dreamy and on sale at Smith's (if you were wondering). Snuggie, you can eat your heart out! This is all I need.
I felt like this was a good moment for me.
Don't tell Smith.