Last night's grocery run to Smith's was a winner; however, this endeavor was not won precisely by the rules in the books. You see, for anyone who has had an Izze, you know sparkling fruit juice can't get any more divine. Likewise, you know with a rainbow of options-- grapefruit, pomegranate, clementine, blueberry, etc.-- it is almost impossible to choose only one flavor. This becomes even more difficult when Smith's sells them in cases of four according to flavor. Now I'm not usually one to brew mischief over a bad case of indecision, but by some conniving scheme I crept through the self check-out and returned home with this curiously multi-colored assortment of fruit drinks:
Man, I'm stealthy.
I also returned home with this microplush blanket, which is both dreamy and on sale at Smith's (if you were wondering). Snuggie, you can eat your heart out! This is all I need.
I felt like this was a good moment for me.
P.S.
Don't tell Smith.
4 comments:
WHEN DID SMITH'S GET THE MICROPLUSH SNUGGIE?!! Holli you temptress
Smith is gonna be so pissed when he finds out.
that is hilarious! you are gutsy. i am impressed.
I cannot say OMG in big enough letters to portray my happiness for you! I literally am typing this from Israel with my arms all nice and snugged in my snuggggggiiiiiiieeee!
PS nothing is better for a fresh-from-the-bath-naked-body than a microplush snuggie.
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