Man: So Holli! How's the pregnancy going? Do you only have a few weeks left now?
Me: [Really? Am I that HUGE already? Do I have to answer this? Whatever. He doesn't know anything. Just be nice.] Ummm... actually, it's more like a few months, haha. I'll be here until mid-March and then the baby should come sometime in April.
Man: [Looks very surprised. Obviously knows he put his foot in his mouth. Obviously.] Ohhhh... really? You sure you're not having TWINS???
Me: [Seriously? Worst recovery ever, dude! Are you TRYING to destroy any remains of the healthy body image I once had?] Hahaha...[forced laugh]...Yep!...We're pretty sure!...Just one baby! Haha...
Man: [Decides it's a good idea to elaborate on this topic] You know, my wife had twins once. It was a big surprise for us! She got REALLY big REALLY fast!
Me: [more forced laughter] Ha ha ha...
OHMYGOSH. PLEASE JUST STOP TALKING TO ME.