I was stunned when Jacob told me he didn't know the song "Wind Beneath My Wings."
I mean, how is that possible? EVERYBODY knows Wind Beneath My Wings.
It's basically the magnum opus of all inspirational 80s ballads.
As soon as I hear those synths and oh's in the intro, I am flooded with emotions and memories
of big-haired pageant girls with rhinestone tiaras and poofy-sleeved dresses in the early 90s.
Okay, I am sensing a bias here. But my family's pageant past aside,
EVERYONE KNOWS THIS SONG, RIGHT?
Of course, when I discovered Jacob's innocent ignorance of the song,
I had a mic plugged into his guitar amp and was doing my best to belt it out to him.
It's not as weird as it sounds.
Forget that I told you about the pageant stuff...