|"oh no! the paparazzi..."|
|"king louis the xiv legs"|
|"downward dog"—really flattering position for a 9-month pregnant girl|
|waiting for the doc|
Me (in each of these situations): Why do you insist on taking the most awkward, unflattering pics of me all the time???
J: What do you mean? You look CUTE!
These aren't even the worst of it.